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1. Charles 07.13.04 / 3pm

   I thought I’d start a new thread on this page referring back to the previous page which is getting a wee bit cluttered.
   It
2. Fat Eck - your merciful Editor 07.13.04 / 6pm

   Well, that’s thrice in this post alone, Charles … Ach, nah - I’ll leave it. Shooting fish in a barrell isn’t impressive and these “retorts” ain’t really more than a sign of infirmity in the sender. As the great Bobby D screams at his wife in Raging Bull when she’s overcooking his steak “it defeats its own purpose!!” - this is how I always see Charles’ postings. Poor sod just has no idea how much of an ass he’s making of himself.

   I’m off to Belgium for a few days, troops - see ye next Monday.

   Fat Eck
3. Charles 07.13.04 / 7pm

   Fat Eck
   Now I do believe what an earlier respondent claimed about your name referring to the space between your ears and not solely on the girth of your mammoth knickers.
   If you’ll read the letter once more,…. slowly this time…. you’ll come across a phrase which states, ” other than this letter I
4. Fat Eck - your sunburned Ed 07.20.04 / 2pm

   Charles,

   Admit it, ya scamp - You’re a we bitty excited by the fact I’m talking to you again, ain’t ya!! You’re just a wee bag of bedivelment … so ye are … Yes you are, ya naughty boy.

   SLIGHTLY disturbed by your sinister interest in my knickers but - hey - whatever turns ye on - the main thing is you’re all full of life again, getting out yer dictionary and splitting them hairs like only the paranoid people can. Glad to see someone so clearly in their element. You go, girl!

   Have to ask, though, why would Andy Goram have mercy on the Flemish? Brugge in the Champions League in 92/93 - that point we dropped in West Flanders cost us a place in the final - Andy won’t have any compassion for those buggers. In fact, he’s not too merciful when it comes to the Walloons either, seeing as how he lost that 35-yarder to FC Liege when he played there in the Uefa Cup for Hibs.

   Coincidentally, I was in Brussells on my holidays last week - it’s kinda split (Mostly French-speaking but planty Flemish folks too) - just back last night in fact. Had a great time - although it got a bit too hot for a fat, balding ginger like myself … had to retire to some of those lovely art nouveau bars.

   Anyway, I’m in a guid mood as a result of all that grub, beer and Kultyur so we’ll ignore the three dots I placed after my opening phrase - this is the commonly accepted signifier of ellipsis, meaning the … och, look it up in yer dictionary, Chas - not that a man of your calibre will have to.

   We’ll let these piddling little pieces of nit-picking on my own behalf go because, Charles, you are ALWAYS right, mate. ALWAYS. So, gawn yersel!

   In fact - now that I think about it - did I not do a sarcastic apology to Burnshyboy once and he took it seriously and then you made some statement about me “having gone down on all fours and taken it like a man” or something?? There’s a common theme emerging in your e-mails concerning me, Charles … regarding my nether regions.

   Don’t fight those feelings, sweetheart. Just be yourself. I’m afraid I’m not currently available (but maybe if I borrowed some of your Barbara Streisand albums i could swing my way of thinking)but forget about all this “celtic-Rangers” nonsense and deal with the real issue in your life, Charles. Talking about “Letters” when you clearly mean “posts” or even “e-mails” might indicate a rather Victorian attitude to a lifestyle which is perfectly accpetable in the 21st Century. Don’t fight it!

   There’s obviously something clouding yer judgement -

   Chill, gi’l!

   Eck
5. Charles 07.21.04 / 12am

   Oh yea of the mammoth nickers and pea brain.
   Yer a raving nutbar, I’ve no idea what your rambling about and I have to say that you’ve got me mixed up with someone who sees you in a different light, or dark if it’s your preference.
   I’ve never encountered the thought of you being down on all fours..although it wouldn’t surprise me… but the mere thought of it gives me the creeps.
   I think you’ve been swallying a tad too much, also does the inside of your nose get raw and run often, do you use your sleeve to wipe it? if the affirmitive is the response to any of the above, then I think you could make a ton of cash by presenting yourself to the proper medical personel.
   But then as before it’ll come down to … “Ah hid a wee bit too much O’ the bevvy”
   And my first POST or letter, for the less discriminate bunch, raised a point, one which I might add you’ve contributed to by once again using the catchall phrase that many, many Rangers fans use when at a loss.
6. Derek 07.21.04 / 11am

   Eck,
   You’re a ginger???? All these years, and I never knew. You’ve gone right down in my estimation, big man. ;-)
7. Fat Eck - your green-cuffed Editor 07.21.04 / 12pm

   Charlie mah darling,

   You’re a big fat liar. I’m not likely to forget you’re written imaginings of me in a very prone position - that kind of thing stays with you for a while! (Oh no!! - once again I’m “calling your integrity into question” - surely time for you to contact yer lawyers again!)

   However - that apart, you have me down to a tee! The drinking, the snorting on mah shirt sleeves … the works! Quite scary really. You know me so well - almost TOO well … !!!

   See the PARANOID thing, I don’t say it to you because I’ve run out of any other accusations - I think the length of two or three of my posts to you prove that one - I do it because i ENJOY it. When all’s said and done, there are only about half a dozen celtic fans who come on this site regularly - we never hear a word from them when, for instance, I’m posting 2,000 words a day for the entire duration of EURO 2004 - we only hear from them when I print as much as a sentence saying “I’m quite happy with something Rangers have done”.

   When this happens the only retort can be “PARANOIA!!!” - not even so much because it’s relevant as because it’ll clearly rile the sh*t out anyone who spends their days surfing the web trying to find pro-Rangers musings to jump on.

   There are THOUSANDS of celtic fans who read this site and never say a thing - they get it: You don’t, never have.

   Derek,

   Get used to it, honkey head! Me and Neil Lennon, hand in hand with Tommy Burns and Eck McLeish. Gingerness, and the bitterness it brings our way, unites even those on opposite sides of the OF divide. I have a dream … :-)

   Eck
8. Charles 07.21.04 / 2pm

   Sorry again but it’s you who doesn’t get it, because we read what you wrote on the EURO 2004 and didn’t comment doesn’t mean a thing other than we probably agreed with what you’ve said, or do you wish for people to affirm your thoughts with accolades? then I’m afraid you’re in for a long wait.
   I certainly found no displeasure in the fact that I’d pissed you off more than any other Celtic fan, I also did not miss the fact that you didn’t mention me by name in your POSTS (although I was never far from your subconcious)but all this is irrelevant when you look at the first post on this thread.
   I tried to start a discussion and it’s now been turned into a personal bi-latteral attack which I find boring, so please utter your nonsense to someone whom you believe to be more worthy.
   Now where was I?
9. Fat Eck - your Paranoid Editor 07.22.04 / 12pm

   Charles - “Bilateral”! Ooooh - good for you.

   Apart from that this is another stunning example of why I’ll never again enter into a serious discussion with you, mate - ie because its impossible. You have NO IDEA what you or anyone else is talking about.

   The ENTIRE POINT of what I said yesterday - clear as a bell to anyone with half a fekin brain - is that a LACK of posts IS an accolade from Celtic fans. You’re just repeating what I’ve said only you’re trying to turn it into a bitter retort cause yer SO FEKIN STOOOOOPID.

   Charles - this is why I gave up “talking to” you - because there’s NO POINT!! I can’t ever have a serious debate with someone who DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO!!! I will only ever INSULT you and ridicule you because your an embarassment … even to Celtic!!

   By the way - where are all the other people who are taking you seriously and want to join in this wee discusion you tried so manfully to start at the foot of this page? Derek’s only interested in the fact I’m a ginger - but then he has one of those strange alien things called a SENSE OF HUMOUR.

   It’s just you and me, boy - and I’m only here because I felt like a laugh.

   So bring it on. Bring on your next drunken response - I need to learn how to deal with the fact some people on this planet is just plain stoopid … Even those who can use the word “bilateral”.

   Eck
10. Charles 07.22.04 / 1pm

    Well I guess I
11. Fat Eck 07.23.04 / 1am

    You really are a fucking weazel, you. Thought for a second you were coming round to a bit of humanity when I saw yer most recent offering on this particular thread. Then I clocked onto the “huns sack Rome” piece and yer back to your old self.

    I’ve said my bit on that thread.

    Now do us all a favour and stop taking advantage of the fact I’m morally obliged to give you the right of free speech on this site.

    Apologise or fuck off.

    You and Burnsybhoy are the worst pair I’ve had on here. No jokes, Charles. You’re just downright malicious.

    Even if you think I’m wrong, at least realise you’re not being taken as you intend to be taken when you come on here. Maybe it really would be best if you just gave up - this isn’t about football and, for me anyway, it’s not even about religion. You’re just horrible, Sir.
12. Burnsybhoy 07.25.04 / 10am

    Fat Eck aka.Ginger pubes, bonfire boz, fanta pants.

    Im a bit bemused to why my name seems to have TWICE crept into your personal arguments. Having just spent 5 minutes reading you and Charles “discussion” I have come to the conclusion that you are in fact a stark raving loony who cant help himself after a few shandies. You constantly say (id imagine in your best 6 year olds tone) “Charles, im no speakin tae you blah, blah, blah” and then continue to argue. You once said that I couldnt help myself. Well, my ginger friend, I think it has now been proved that it is you that, in fact, cant help yourself.

    Oh, and its good to see that all you “THOUSANDS” (editors quote) who read this dont actually have any opinion on young Arteta. He will be missed indeed.

    And, Eck, that was my sense of humour kicking in at the top of the post before you go off on one. We all know how you like to.
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