ZERO HOUR:

With MAJOR apologies tae Rabbie …

Scots wha stayed when Walter fled,
Scots wham Eck has lately led,
Let’s get wursels qualify-ed
For the Henri Delauney!

Satur’s the day and five’s the hour,
See the front o battle lower,
Know what funds Italia’s power:
Riots and bribery!

Wha will wear a fu**ing kilt,
Wha will huv mah lager spilt,
Wha sae pi**ed as gonnae wilt,
let him turn and flee!

Wha saw Dalglish and Dennis Law,
Wha kens aboot the tanner ba’,
Wha hus a drink but doesnae fa’,
Let him follow me!

Shortbread, skirts and ginger hair?!
Oor nation’s aboot so much mair:
Hume, Bell, Burns and Logie Baird …
and PUMPING ITALY!!!

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11.16.07 / 12pm
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