Bigotry still rife at the SFA

Well, that’s Easter over. Everyone back to work on Tuesday after two extra bevvy days on their usual weekend and the only remaining evidence of my High School Musical 2 chocolate egg is the illustrated smoothie cup which came with it (Troy is soooo lush!). Old holey hands, Jesus H, has rolled his fucking rock once again and we’ve all been witness to yet more fundamentalist pish from eejits pretending to crucify themselves across the country. Pished myself when I saw the unseasonal snow, thinking of those bible-bashing twats strung up on a couple of pieces of B&Q 4×4 in just their over-sized nappies. Their nipples were bigger than the nail-heads battered through the palms of the original hippie pain-in-the-arse.

And, yet, the religion-related indulgences, demonstrations and hatefulnesseseses have only just begun for the week. Got my ticket for George Burley’s debut as Scotland manager. The Sons of Saltire v Sons of Sahovnica is a tasty old friendly but George has tempered my usual unrestrained levels of support for the Scotland gaffer by demonstrating a blatant level of Parkhead bias in the build-up to his Hampden debut.

He drops FOUR Rangers players but only one Celtic player from his original squad??!! Fuck me! Well seeing he’s the uncle of a former Celtic midfielder! What a bigoted, biased bampot! Trying to damage the confidence of these Rangers players by finding tenuous injuries through which he stops them representing their country? What a swine! Using his first match in charge as an excuse to drop Barry Ferguson and hand the captaincy v Croatia to, surprise surprise, A CELTIC player??!!! Why don’t ye just write yer next squad on the back of a Guinness coaster, Burley! S’funny that Stephen McManus should receive the biggest compliment yet to his footballing ego in the immediate build-up to an Old Firm game!! Funny - very funny.

Not!

Yeah, so Barry Robson’s been withdrawn. SMOKE SCREEN! I saw Robson come on against South Africa at Pittodrie and he was pish. He’ll still come on and score a free kick at Ibrox on Saturday, though.

All the Rangers players picked for the squad reported to the first training session under Burley. And, suddenly, FOUR of them were found to have injuries by the SCOTLAND TEAM PHYSIO AND DOCTOR!! Barry Ferguson, Christian Dailly, Lee McCulloch and Allan McGregor will get NO MATCH PRACTCE before Saturday’s SPL Decider Part 1 of 3. Just like when we postponed our game with Gretna before the Lyon Champions League match at Ibrox, Burley knows these key Rangers players - and Lee McCulloch - need 3 games a week or they go stale and lose heavily at Ibrox. Appointing Gordon Smith as the new SFA chief Executive was obviously just a cover-up on the cover-up, an orange herring designed to throw us off the scent of yet another vatican-inspired plot to stop The Royal Righteous Rangers sweeping all before them.

When Scotland needed us to postpone our game v St Mirren so as to keep Bazza and co fresh for the Italian visit to Hampden, it was no problem for The Teds. We were happy to help. Now that we need the SFA to do the same for us in the build-up to an important Rangers game … oh … wait a minute ….

NEXT WEEK: How Alex McLeish ordered the severing of Eduardo’s foot to help the new Cappo dei Tutti Capi of the Scotland mafia.

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Published:
03.24.08 / 7pm
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