Stay Safe, troops.

Substitue Pickwicks for the Grafton and i’m officially after you ya divvy LOL!!!! Belter

Ye’ve fair put a bee in ma bonnet there!!

C’mon you hoops (he says semi-confidently)

Now Ally about your pals……………………………

Hey Bluebhoy, I heard you were really a Manc who couldn’t even get a lumber in Pickwicks! That offensive enough for you??

Nobody gives a fish’s tit who or where the fukk you are. I knew OBB to be a Bluenose even before I met him…because of how he posts about the Rangers. You, however, are not even a challenge. I think I had you sussed around post numero uno.

You couldn’t intellectually outmaneuver a cup of primordial soup. Even the tims don’t like you…I mean, do you have any self-esteem left?

Embdy want to talk about a game of football this weekend? 8-)

Can I ask, Is it a Masonic thing or just personal?

Anyway you can now rest easy. It seems Eck has the answer to all your “plumbing” issues big Fella..nudge nudge, wink wink.

Ossie, your jokes cause me more pain than the sock ever could, but really anyone who had LSr kissing his arse is not going to find out where I live!!.

Stay safe, as the man says.

Now, about that debt……..

You have certainly stirred up a hornets nest me old cocker (I don’t presume to know, or care, whether or not you are an old cock!!;-) )

Takes me back to the time that Jesus had to sign on the buroo and the girl behind the counter asks
” and what can I do for you, Jesus?”
“I’m a carpenter and I need a job”
“well, I have one here with GG Council paying 250 quid a week”
“naw, that’s no enough”
“well then, I have this job in Engarlund as a cabinet fitter that’s paying 500 quid a week”
“that’s a bit better but I’m lookin’ fur a wee bit more”
“well, I have this job payiong 1000 a week but it is abroad!!”
“That’s better. Where is it?”
“Its in Israel, working as a jobbing carpenter>”
“Israel! Naw I’m no goin’ there. Last time I was there I got hammered wae tax!!!”

Anyway, Ally B. What’s crawled up your hoop? All these gay references! Are you afraid to come out the closet? Come on man, it can’t be as hard as (finally) admitting you like Celtic more than you support Rangers! You apear to be incapable of saying anything positive about our great institution or its support. You always criticise. Why is that? While I agree that bigotry is, and rightly so, dying, I did not find LSR or any of the gentlemen I met in Houston to be bigots (ok lsr kissed me but, it was only a peck on the cheek, it meant nothing to me, Vienna). By the way, where do you live in Australia? I may come and visit you (at night, with a sock filled with lead shot) ;-)

Keep up the good work boys (as they say in the Matrix) Mr. Anderson

Stew… read what Eck said in response to your ‘post’. That is the consensus of what we think on here. Only difference being that some of us, like the aforementioned Mr Anderson (actually my boiler’s been troubling me recently… thoughts?), have the ability to pen (or in this case, key) down exactly what they wish to be said. I hope you take note.

Ye’ve fairly wound up the yokals here lol

BTW yeez are aw huns ;-) Ally included (or do i just wish he was one) anyway to me who uses the word hun from time to time takes no offence from any word you may choose to describe my quality coupon. Beggar, Tim, Fenian, Tattie (howker or muncher), Bead rattler (all followed by cunt if you wish).

I fit into each of the aforementioned like Bo Dereks hand into a buckskin leather glove so fire away and see if ye can offend me!!!!

I only discovered this recently. It’s a great site for free live streams of amongst other things most Rangers and Celtic matches.

My first experience was watching Celtic sadly :oD losing at home to the Sheepies a couple of weeks ago.

If you have a choice of streams between TV Ants and Sopcast, I would recommend Sopcast.

Hope this info is of use to someone.

;o)

:o)

Makes my day all the more enjoyable to know I can get your goat… ;-)

God Bless the Rangers

8-)

Says it all as to why you wouldn’t be welcome back. Scotland has moved on, as has Ireland, but apparently old LSr can’t. Bigotry is unacceptable and not about just being pc.

You must be the life and soul of a party in Yewston! No wonder Gogs is hiding.

“Stay Safe”: Translated as “I hope you get a kicking … because you’ve slagged Rangers fans”. So he’s a better Rangers fan than me because he’ll ASSAULT Rangers while I’ll only slag them. Mmmm. :-)

Stew, you little hunnette: You’re Celtic fan. You’re Aberdeen fan … You’re St Johnstone fan, Someone I knocked back at the dancing. Whatever - yer just AT it, honey.

If you had a clue about Rangers you’d know that we do our own laundry first - and let others shit all over themselves in public. Take an offensive name, ridicule it, adopt it, disarm it. Context is all but - hey - contexts tend to change and your mind cannae cope with more than one viewpoint a year.

To be honest, though, I did receive objections to my use of the H word from Rangers fans I respect. And, apart from all the wannabe whangers like the ones Celtic Stew thinks he’s impersonating, there were objections which were well worded and evenly put. It was years ago, on another website, and yet it’s quite noticeable that i almost never use it now - despite the fact I think i will if I want. Stew’s either someone who knows me personally and is bitter as fuck about something (happens with a lot of people who meet me!!) or he really does have a little tiddly hard-on for me - remembering me from all those years ago. Must have been 2001, 2002 at the latest since I’ve referred to myself, my fellow bears and female Bluenoses as Huns and hunettes.

Stew, ya stupid cunt - dae ye noh realise that yer just encouraging me to start doing it again. The minute I think it’s something i’m being TOLD to do rather than kidding myself it’s my own choice, i’m just gonnae start doing it louder than ever …

If you knew anything about what it is to be a Rangers fan - if you’d even enjoyed the company of adult men at one single football match in yer life - you wouldn’t ever embarrass yourself by using a medium for discussion, a fucking telephone line, to propose physical violence - it’s a shameful embarrassment to you and means you’re of the exact same ilk as Celtic-fan and failed businessman Jim McCara of Fort Publishing who still hasn’t paid me a single royalty for Ten Days That Shook Rangers and phoned me at my house to tell me he’d shoot me or stab me if I ever asked him for my due, while he had a wee wank to himself. He called me all the hun bastards of the day but - ye know - it was so pathetic it just bounced off. He was clearly a man teetering on the brink of complete nervous collapse. He coudl hardly hold the phone far less a gun or knife. Made me worried he may actually top himself if i sue him. I don’t want that on my conscience. Threatening people by phone or e-mail is really quite embarrassing for you Stew - it’d be like me getting a hold of you, fucking your stump (Mighty Boosh, anyone?) and then claiming that helped me win the argument.

I’m no hard man. I’m just a fat geek. Use me to make yourself a hero, though. Let the words fail you again. And thanks a fucking lot for pointing out to all the Celtic fans who read this site that there are Rangers fans who think violence is the best way to answer the written word. You’re painting us as stupid and evil. DOH!! When I tell you to “stay safe” I simply mean when crossing the road, pulling up yer fly or boiling a fucking kettle - it’s seriously debatable if anyone as retarded as your posts indicate ye are can manage any of these tasks without offing yerself.

Sandy - I’m not a protestant. I’m not nuffink I am. But I’d rather be a Billy than a Tim :-) As the man said, if you’re a real christian I’m sure you can forgive me.

Lone Star - “feen-huns” surely! :-) Outstanding posts, Sir.

Gogs - how dare you, sir! There’s no place for tongues in any kind of cheeks around here! We are the perma-offended! You, Lone Star and Moses Mac are all barred for your disrespectful chortling! Oh and, of course, “Stay safe” :-)

(mind you, I do have a cheek to talk after yesterday’s rant on that other thread. Oooh - just had to get it out me system, i did. Not very edifying and probably wholly innacurate. Still, think I’ll dust it down a bit and re-post it on Thursday as my pre-derby build-up piece. Keeping the peace alive :-))

By the way - my given name is ALEX ANDERSON. Think Stew’s keen ye should all know that. It is a massive secret after all.

And, FFS, would yese stop e-mailing me to do PLUMBING JOBS!!! That name’s just a COINCIDENCE - right??!!! Moses Mac was JOKING last week - those vans are NOT mine!!

What’s that? Yer cystern’s gone? Oh well, seeing as I’m in the area, anyway … Let’s ‘ave a look …. oh dear, dear, dear. Tsk, tsk TSK! WHAT a mess. What kinda muppet did you ave in doing this job before me? Eh?! Oh well - shove the kettle on and i’ll see what i can do … s’gonnae be expensive, mind …

@LP7…I don’t care what the Great Unwashed call me, and by the same token, I will call them what I want to. I never cared about their singing in the praise of child-murdering terrorists too…even though I have personal reasons to be upset about it…and will sing the Billy Boys etc whenever I damn well please. Perks of not living in today’s Scotland. The political correctness is plain insanity. By pandering to the permanently offended and liberal bed-wetters, we are in the ridiculous situation we find ourselves. I never use the word “Hun”, but just laugh at the window-lickers who say it because I’m a Rangers fan and they think it will offend me. The sight of those green and grey hoops has a far more boak-inducing effect than those three letters. However, the irony is lost on the tims…as the term was originally used to describe the returning draft-dodgers to Glasgow from Ireland after WWII…”Go Home You Huns” posters on lamposts around the city etc. They hated being called that so much that they turned it around on us to somehow question the House of Windsor’s Germanic heritage. But we know who the Real Huns are. U-Boat pens in Cork anyone? So in fact we should start calling them “fenian-hun bastarts”. Who would nil-by-mouth say was being offended then? 8-)